Just some math

0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 377 ....

For non programmers that is a Fibonacci sequence. Add previous two numbers to get the new one. Wow :) but how is that related to me writing a post on it ?

For a few days I spent a lot of browsing, watching videos, read blogs and other articles on the amazing sequence ever invented, by an Italian Mathematician Leonardo Pisano Bigollo in the year 1202. Yes, its that old. Though it first appeared in the books in 1202, it was way back appeared in Indian Mathematics in connection with Sanskrit Prosody. There's more in the history to mention so I prefer to google than mentioning here.

However the most amazing stuff about this sequence is the ratio that it defines after dividing a higher number by the lower number. The ratio remains constant after a particular range and the value is "1.6180339887...". The ratio 1.618 is defined as Golden Ratio and is denoted by a Greek Alphabet ϕ. A rectangle drawn with the fibonacci numbers looks like and followed by a spiral in the rectangle. It's called as a Golden Rectangle.


Thats some maths till now, but how is the Fibonacci sequence still important topic to discuss ? Its time to look into the nature's stuff we are surrounded by, that implements it.


I am lazy to upload more pics here and I prefer writing than uploading pics. There are Spirals, Shells, Galaxies, Hurricane, Tornados, Sea Waves, Water Droplets, Human Body, Flower Petals, Seed heads, Pinecones, Tree branches, Animal bodies, Reproductive dynamics, The Uterus, DNA molecules, Rhythm in music .... all consists of a golden ratio pattern.

Quite amazing, isn't it ? Years later the sequence was invented, Leonardo Da Vinci has implemented this pattern in all his paintings. Mona Lisa, The Vitruvian Man, The Last Supper are based on a Sacred Geometry and resembles the golden ratio which is also said as a divine proportion (1.618).

The design patterns in building architecture is based on the golden ratio. Ancient Egyptians were the first to use the mathematics in art, Pyramids. Stonehenge, The Acropolis of Athens, Great Mosque, Romanesque, Taj Mahal, Eiffel Tower....

Company logos that we see daily is based on the golden ratio. Websites, Frameworks consists it too.



That's great thing to know, to me. We are living in a mathematical world. Things which were never taught. Invented thousands of years ago and still solving the mysteries lying in the ocean of knowledge.

For me a fibonacci sequence will never be a C program again :)


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Coldplay
NUMB3RS

Hard Rock Cafe Pune - Sucks

This should be the good place to share my experience on my recent visit to Hard Rock Cafe Pune.

I am a regular visitor of Hard Rock Cafe and have been to Mumbai, Bangalore, London HRC in past couple of years. Yesterday it was my second visit in HRC Pune, and hopefully the last one.

I went with one of my close friend (who is a frequent visitor of HRC too) had a very bad experience in HRC. We are Rock fans and wanted to chill out in HRC with some good rock songs. Having said that, I couldn't hear a single track except Sweet Child O' Mine.

I requested the DJ to play some Metallica, AC/DC, Pink Floyd songs (moreover the Rock Anthems, for which I always to go to HRC). But to my surprise he actually ignored the request. I have to write down on the piece of paper the band names that actually are played at other locations of HRC.

May be the DJ wasn't quite interesting to talk (coz he was playing all Bryan Adams and Adele and Robbie William songs). Well, I have to walk down to the entrance area to fill the feedback form just to make someone aware that "Dude ! It's Hard Rock Cafe" (Only place in the world where you can find Rock stuff from best bands in the world and can enjoy their music).

Well, I found someone near to Rock Shop with whom my friend was talking. He was good and was listening to us. We narrated him about us and our past experience in HRC. The DJ will play some rock he confirmed. Well there goes "Summer of 69" (good one). And then all of it started again and we felt to leave the place sooner we finish the beer. To express the feelings I did a thumbs down action. I didn't know the Pune HRC crew converts thumbs down to the middle finger action. And yes the worst story started then.

Never in my history of any Pub/Bar I have to talk to a bouncer. A group of 5 people (some where speaking in local language) surrounded us and started debating. One of the member initiated with a local slang which I don't want to mention. And yes first time in the history of my life I was thrown out of a Pub and I got scratched in my hand in that. The guards were insisting to call the local cops and to get me away.

I sadly have to say that "Love All, Serve All" doesn't make any sense in HRC Pune. I don't see any reason why HRC Pune is focussing on being commercial rather than maintaining what HRC really stands for. That is why they have the dance floor. And you can't dance on the Rock Songs, you can just bang your head.

I will continue visiting HRC but not in Pune and I will make sure none of my other friends should go to Pune HRC.

There are bit of other pubs one can think to visit, if they really want to go for Rock music

- Hidden Place
- Apache (sometimes it is better, but it sucks too)
- Blue Frog
- Miami

Encryption Test

Show encrypted text

Ladakh - A Parallel Universe

Road Under Construction !!!!!!

Paradise Lost

An interesting article from TOI -

There's no such thing as bad news, only good stories.

The way bad news gets reported in the newspapers these days, it gives an impression that all that is happening in the country is rape, loot, murder, mayhem, midnight brawis, wife-beating and match-fixing. The daily dose of horror stories is enough to push a shrink to the brink and make him seek some serious counselling.

But such despondency is uncalled for because India continues to be a paradise, a safe place to live - provided one prays four times a day, avoids Noida during the day and Juhu pubs during night, does not walk into terrorists hideous at strategic locations, does not argue with auto drivers in Chennai or cross the main road more than twice a day. Further, a lot of good things do happen around us. But every editor thinks that it is his solemn duty to give readers a taste of hell before they get there.

Every evening, the editorial team meets with great enthusiasm to decide what would go into the next day's edition. The confabulations proceed along the following lines:

The editor says, "What have you got today? Anything interesting?"
A reporter blurts out with excitement: "I have a great story. Two young Indian mountaineers have scaled Mt Everest from the south face and hoisted the Indian tricolor atop it. The heroic feat could inspire millions of young minds."
The editor flares up, "Are you mad? We are here to sell the newspaper, not inspire people. I want something sensational!"

Another reporter shouts gleefully, "Sir, what about this? A man living in south Delhi threw his wife out of his bedroom window and she landed on her mother's car. She was rushed to the hospital where the surgeons operated and left a scissor inside her belly."
The editor smiles, "Yes, this seems to be a gripping story full of action, passion and emotion. Talk to that guy and find out if this is the standard method he used to send his wife to her mother's place. Ask a few psychiatrists what sort of a traumatic experience in childhood can make a man throw his wife out of the window when he grows up into an adult. Get in touch with the surgeons and find out whether they are going to include the cost of the scissor in the patient's bill."

Another reporter says, "I have some interesting stories. An Indian astronomer has reportedly found some life forms on Mars."
The editor is not impressed: "There is so much life all around us and we have no idea how to handle it. Why bother about life in some distant planets? Spike the story."

The man from the metro desk reads out a story filed by a reporter from Noida with a puzzled look on his face. "This afternoon, the people of Noida took out a grand procession to celebrate the death of a 50-year-old man. THe report gives a detailed description of the family he headed, the servants who worked at their home and the name of the doctor who attended to him. It sounds positively insipid to me."
The editor smiles, "This is Noida. A person dying a natural death is an uncommon event here. Take the story."

"Here are some more. A municipal corporator spat paan on the opposition leader's shirt. A drunked driver ran over three persons sleeping on the pavement."

"Ha! At last some good stuff. Let's have a graphic showing step-by-step how the paan-spitting would have occurred. Talk to the drunken driver and find out how he missed the two other people sleeping nearby. Splash this stuff all over the front page and push Manmohan Singh's Myanmar visit to the inside pages where no one will see."

No Infinite

There is no infinite !!!

Infinite = Time or Volume * Speed of counting

(Defined by Yogesh)

Being an extrovert, I profoundly believe in above expression. There's often a misconception when we say a limit tends to infinite. Whether it really approaches a limit ? Whether defining an equation really intends to infinite. It never. Rather a summation of probability and Permutation/Combination.

Humans are often bound to restrictions. Its because there's a term defined in the mind which is defined as limit. And then to satisfy ourself we term it as a limit tend to infinite. Which itself has a restriction based on system and the space occupied by the variable in which the infinite field is defined. I am not going against the law of infinitesimal fractions. But on the same lines I am protruding finite fractional elements.

Trying to clarify the above expression in different phases in different scenarios -

1) Human ability to count infinite -

If a person since his/her birth starts counting from 1 till the time he/she is alive. It would come around 60(seconds) * 60(minutes) * 24 (A day) * 365 (A year) = 3153600 seconds. On an average a person can count 12 number starting from 1 in a second. So if a person stays for on an average 50 years he can count upto 3153600 * 50 (years) * 12(every number) = ~ 18 billion numbers.
Infinite = ~ 18 billion for a normal human to count.

So for next time if someone ask you how many starts are there in the universe you can say 18 billions. Accept the challenge and ask other one to count more than exactly what you did. :D

2) A system ability to count infinite -

Yeah, its something what I am really keen to explain. A system comprising of different compilers. I would take C (32 -bit & 64 - bit) and Python which is more than sufficient.

C compiler on 32 Bit Operating System - (As per the IEEE-754 standard)

Taking the highest degree of the value to explain the infinite term I would go with the floating point data types. This would even be a good point to know can infinite be a decimal number :D
An infinite number can often go to negative summation or a positive. In C, a floating data type for 32 bit OS it can hold a size of min/max = 3.4 * 10^38. A number much more larger beyond a human can count in his/her lifetime. A system is designed to compute such values. Nevertheless, it gets contented with the size allocated. So for it the infinite number could be the number as defined.

C compiler on 64 Bit Operating System -

There's not much to describe here. Just a difference in the size of the data type it can hold is min/max 1.7 * 10^308.

Python -

Let me take this opportunity to explain Python a bit. An advanced, strong and a simple language which can define a floating data type of size 64 bit double precision, like 7.8*e^28. A value unimaginable by a human or a C compiler. Yet a sober, distinctive. Executing a code without compiling. Having different interfaces and frameworks for different user requirements. Including Robotics, mechanics and artificial intelligence.

Having explained this, a system has got the restrictions to hold-on on a size of the variable. Even though for human its uncountable I don't term it as an infinite.

3) Universe ability to expand infinitely -

A big bang. Ever lasting universe. Expanding in every corner of the space. Extending P-, N-, E- along with the molecules. The space accumulates the size for the infinite growth of the universe. Even here the expression might sound perfect. (Size = Space). Once the space is filled it will be like "Who's who" dilemma !!!

Ever lasting universe will try to expand in itself. Something like a circle drawn in a circle from the point it originated. It will keep on continuing till it reaches the centre of the universe. May be many asteroids would already hit Planet Earth and other planets on Milky Way before that. The time it takes to approach the centre and the size of the space defines two different variable for the equation.

A dilemma which was seen in the Bermuda triangle. A mystery concluded as being the accumulation of more amount of CH4 in the triangle as compared to other part of the world.


4) Love counting infinite -

Love is sometimes defined as infinite. It can't be measured or can't be calculated. But it can be defined. The amount of love exist, till a human exists. An imaginary part comes after that. Which can be defined in the negative infinite. Which will eventually vanish when the universe reaches its centre.

Few other instances,

Infinite charging of the battery will explode. Infinite number of execution of loop will bump the system (because of defragmentation). Birth of humans is not infinite (Natality rate). Finite number of species. Finite number of money. Infinite ideas with finite implementations.

The infinite term is related to the scalability of the matter. The more the system is scalable, the more infinite it can append.

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. The probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare's Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low, but not actually zero.

Only Bullshit talk is infinite.

The Four Horsemen Baby !!!!! :D

On Beer Table !!!

Three friends sitting on a beer table. Wanted to narrate the conversation which often goes in vain :D

Farell, James & Loverboy decided to have beer one fine day. They are good old underwear friends. They played, roamed, grown old together. Time passed by and all of them got involved in work and professional life. The only day they used to be together is everyday, they live in the same flat. One fine Saturday they all decided to have beer together which they didn't had since last 24 hours. Farell is working on some bullshit technology, James on some more bullshit technology and Loverboy is working on P3/Z/Blade/AIX/Apache/iSeries/A-Z series/SQL/NoSQL/Xcode/Microstrategy/Cognos as what he has mentioned in his resume.

After having a bunch of beer normal conversation turns to paranormal.

James - Farell, you are looking nervous and sad ? Whats the issue. You have not even paid the rent ? How many times should I need to follow up with you ? And why are you putting so much ice in beer. Please change that f****g TV channel. Tune into some VH1 bands, Loverboy !!!

Farell - I got Pointer not set for location referenced error at the 11th hour when I was about to deploy my project. I worked so hard. I have put in my all efforts but this error I could not sort out coz someone has recompiled the objects without intimating me and I doubt if she is my ex girlfriend.

James - Loverboy, will you please change that f****g channel. I am sick of the music you are trying us to listen to. And Farell, why the hell you are not enjoying the beer ? Why are you so sad ? You have not paid the rent I am telling you the last time. My pockets are already broken paying the rent.

Farell - Oh, I got the point. Last night I was at her flat. May be when I was asleep she has taken my credentials and has login thru VPN to access the client network. She ditched me. I will trace the log she might have left behind. I will see for the /users/etc/tmp/var/folders I've created a log file there which traces all the users command. I will ditch her now for sure.

James - Loverboy, don't be so hard and fast you flasher. I've bought this beer crate and you can't consume half of it alone. Farell, when are you going to pay the rent. I couldn't hear you.

Loverboy - I Love Her !!!

Farell - But how did she know the primary password which is required to login to the client network. I have not saved it anywhere, its in my mind. How did she read my mind. May be she has put microECoGs in my head. I will sue her now. How can she use such electrodes on me ?

Loverboy - I Love Her !!!

Farell - Here goes the trace log. :D

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9900/47961045.png

Holy Shit !!! What I've done !!!

Loverboy - I Love Her !!!

James - Farell, will you please turn off your Macbook and join the party. We decided not to intervene in our official stuff at least while having beer. What do you say Loverboy ?

Loverboy - I Love Her !!!

Farell - Yes, lets enjoy the party (Anyways I am going to get f***d tomorrow :( )

James - Farell, how about the rent then ?

Farell - James, you know you are a filthy, nomad, morbid faggot. I wish if you were my manager :( Loverboy, don't you think the same about James. Every time he spoils our party by introducing his money budgets in between.

Loverboy - First I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But I spent so many nights thinking now you did me wrong, I grew strong. I learned how to carry on and so you're back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed my stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key. If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

James, Farell - F***k that shit !!!

James - I am going to sleep now. I am not feeling well. May be you guys like to finish it off early and clean the table and put the beer bottles back in crate. I will sell it tomorrow and with that money will plan our budget for tomorrow's beer. You must sleep guys it's already 1:50 AM

Farell - Loverboy, I am sleeping too. I already had vomit twice now not feeling well. Please clean the surface and also end my Job on my Mac before 2:00 AM. Bye. Good Night !!!

Loverboy - I Love Her !!!

Pid Tid Type Time Stamp Message
5009 4373 JOB 11/Nov/2011 02:00:00 AM Job_Update_All_Files_Project started.


The Four Horsemen Baby !!! :D

Congestion of Thoughts !!!

Each time I see a college student walking on road grabbing a Computer Science book in hand, reminds me of MIT.
Each time I see a music lover headbanging on a bike on road way reminds me of Metallica concert.
Each time I see a conglomeration of members reminds me of my family which is spread in 5 directions.
Each time I see a gal wearing apron and a spectacle reminds me of ..... my backache treatment !!!

Sitting at the last corner of the bus passing through the graveyard and having an ascent of 'The Ecstasy of Gold' certainly had this thought come in my mind "Everything that has a beginning, has an end". The sheer number of experiences we all have is uncountable, breathtaking. The infinite possibilities each day holds us should stagger the mind. I jot some of my experiences. MIT, PyCon, Metallica Live, Relation all standstill, with slight repercussion. Living trapped in loops, seeing each day and responding the same way, thinking on same thoughts, a slight variation on the last.

Few miles crossed and comes to rehabilitation centre for Paraplegic. People much alive to see the pain of theirs. Touched and supported by the hands of indirect God. I daily think, have the same thoughts and respond to the condition in the same way "May God bless them". Adding few more miles, children playing in the water nearby sewage pipe. Lost somewhere in their own thoughts and an SUV blows 110dB horn at them. Slow down let them enjoy you educated fool. You've got a big chunk of space to get your SUV through, rather than adultering sewage water with your clean tubeless tyres and that fag of a cig. Thinking the same way and with slight variation I respond "May God bless them".

Waiting for the signal to go green, watching outside for the spectacular girl waiting on the same signal with her fiance. Thought the same way if she could have at least understood it would have been unimaginably infinitesimal fraction of my feelings. Nevertheless, I think the same way with slight variation "May God bless them". A family of mendicants on the road some with downblouse, torn clothes, having an insight if someone could get them along. A coin or a Re. for that matter makes many wicked, heinous men to have the shameful glimpse of the Indian poverty on road. I react the same way "May God bless them".

Packing the laptop and other office stuff and rushing to catch the morning flight to reach home at the earliest to attend a long waited Diwali. Trying to start the bike and after 100 bike strokes and failing the security person comes and asks "Shall I help you start the bike ?" I said "I will handle it, may be the bike is dry, I will get to the nearest petrol pump". Giggling at me "Its 10 PM now and you would hardly get any petrol pump in this area, I will ask my brother who stays some miles from here will get some petrol for your bike". Struggling on my words scattered "Oh, that would be of great help". Meanwhile we had some conversation, I asked "You aren't goin home, its Diwali time". He simply explained, "Sir, we don't have any holidays, even if its Diwali. Even if I have to take the leave I will have to lose 150 Rs just to go on an occasion when my Son passed away few days ago". Rationalizing things in mind "Man, how much I spend for one day. And things go worsen when I decide to sit in a bar" Fueling bike after getting the petrol "Hey please keep this amount for petrol". They both in chorus "Its a Diwali gift from us to you". I am finding short of words to explain this. These are the Men of Honor. "May God bless them"

Envisioning and forgetting, I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. It doesn't involve tempering life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up. Saw somewhere, there is no fate but what we make of ourselves. Hey I got all my life to live, I got all my love to give, I will survive, I will survive.. hey hey hey !!!

Really congested :P

Unspoken Truth !!!

Sometimes doing nothing makes them to decide what they really feel for you. Sometimes laying everything you have still can't make them to decide it. If you fall in the later bucket then you possibly are hurting yourself. Sooner you may like to get out of such perfidious love, or else it may convert into obsession. Which likely in most of the cases lasts in treachery and revenge. 

You laid your time, opportunities, money, feelings for the one who can't even think or can't decide it. Confessing becomes profession and profession becomes revenge. Moving on is what is left for you. Your value was never valued and cared. You crawled, cried, walked but couldn't find nearest spotless mind. But while you were suffering you were learning to struggle and getting hurt. Some things cannot be explained which is beyond imagination and for me it's a morbid obsession. Was it all worth it. If everything was planned, written in the book of fate, I can't imbibe it.

Something's aren't in our hands but to let it go. But letting go has always been a Herculean task. If it was meant to finish off then it should be. The one who doesn't understand you, no point in explaining your jitter. Well said in Unforgiven II -
"If you can understand the me then I can understand the you". The one who can't take decision on their own rather approaches to other to clarify, is the one who is confused and will make you capitulate. Being kind here I thanks to what all has happened and will restrict now moving forward with such stuff. Back to the previous life which somehow I forgotten while I was in the asylum of feelings. 

To forget things plug your earphone, get 200 cc bike on the Highway, wear a perfect goggle and play the songs (The Unforgiven 2, Wherever I May Roam, Sad but True, Fade to Black, Master of Puppets, Enter Sandman, Fuel, Ride the lightning, Sanitarium, Thunderstruck, Seek & Destroy, One) in full volume. I did it one fine day and it worked for me. At 90 km/hr listening to Metallica let's you forget every shitty thing. If you still can't forget you are obsessed.

Life is not just confessing, trying and expecting. If you don't get any of it move on it's the punch line and the truth. And remember 80% of boys gets girlfriend and remaining 20% of boys have brains ;) 

Stay genuine !!!

A Tribute !!!

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma"

Its all of a certain when you hear Steve Jobs resigned and delegated the position to Tim Cook. Where would be Apple heading now ? Now Steve no more a CEO who's gonna take the innovative decisions and introducing the gadgets and gizmos that has the ability to change the world. The latest iPhone 4 launched by Apple has almost all the features that one can expect from a Smartphone. That what Steve has introduced it to the world.

Oct 5th night, Apple.com posted a black and white photo of Mr. Steve Jobs with Title Mr. Jobs (1955 - 2011) and within minutes Internet was ablaze with reflections of Job's untimely death due to Pancreatic cancer. Was Apple ready for this, or, were we ready for this untimely euphemism ? Oct 4th it was the release of iPhone 4S. Which stood tremendous amongst all Apple products. Many quote it as iPhone 4 Steve. May be Yes. I quote it as the same. But was it worth it. I haven't met Steve personally so do many of us. But still the tear flows if you really know the history of Macman. For many of us he is a role model.

Born to Muslim father and Jewish mother later was adopted by a Christian couple. He came to India and returned as a Buddhist. Was dropped from college after only one semester, he continued auditing classes at college while sleeping on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food money, and getting weekly free meals at the local Hare Krishna temple. In his keynote in Stanford Jobs said "If had never dropped in on that single calligraphy course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts."
Jobs once travelled to India to visit Neem Karoli Baba at his Kainchi Ashram with a college friend in search of spiritual enlightenment. He came back as a Buddhist with his head shaved and wearing traditional Indian clothing. Jobs draft it as one of the two or three most important things that he has done in the life visiting India.

I just wanted to brief something about Jobs coz the list is endless and putting everything here is nearly impossible. But can't withhold to post some of his awesome quotes -

On Computers -
"It takes these very simple-minded instructions—‘Go fetch a number, add it to this number, put the result there, perceive if it’s greater than this other number’––but executes them at a rate of, let’s say, 1,000,000 per second. At 1,000,000 per second, the results appear to be magic.”"

On Design -
"It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them."

On Sales -
"Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want a chance to change the world?"

On Character -
"I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building."

On Good Design -
“That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains.”

On His Outlook
“Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me.”

On Death
"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."

If you have Apple product you know what Apple has lost. I have been using Mac since years and every aspect of it reflects the hard work Steve team has done.
A man who leaves behind the biggest company in the world has lived his life to the fullest and has given world a different set of view and expectations. A dream that nurtured in his mind has made change in Computer Technology, Music and Animation.

The above pic by xkcd exemplifies tribute to Steve. Times we keep on watching that ball on our screen when an application is stuck. We expect the ball will disappear and the application will start running again. Hope the beachball drops off and the Application Steve Jobs start running again :( But its not.

Some lessons learnt !!!

Don't climb the wrong hill. You will be dropped from a random one!!!

Work, work, work & work. Don't wait for results. The next big thing will start out looking like a toy !!! 

Take wrong decisions. And then make it right !!!

Hope is directly proportional to interest !!!

Things not meant for you are obviously not meant for you !!!

You will be happy if you increase the size of cache memory !!!

Do good things and forget. Do bad things, don't regret !!!

Expect. If it doesn't happen no one else is to be blamed !!!

Achieve. Forgive. Loss. Win. In all phase Move On !!!

If you are alone, no one gives you a damn !!!

Frustration and depression are the signs of succession (conditions apply) !!!

If you can't decrypt, don't encrypt !!!

for(i=0 ; i<5 ; i++) (where i is the number of chances you set).
If u break the loop without exception handling you will find yourself hanging in hell. 

When you are sleeping someone else is reviewing your work B-) 

Insomniac, Deja Vu, Paranormal doesn't relate you to 3rd dimension !!!

Copyright - You copied right :-D 

Conversationaaaaa

Conversation with shittiest person -
Money - Debby, ur utilisation ?

Debby - it's 94%

Money - Good try 2 make it above 100 percentaa. Vyenkata, whaaat about urs ?

Venkat - it's 104% (smiling face)

Money - Purooohit, urs ?

Purohit - eeets 112 pershent money. I am waarking bhery hard. I love this work. And I yem guiding theze people. I hab a doubt how can vee uze ELM conthext to retrieve flat file data to papulate in array. I hab creyated ....

Money - (interrupting) we can discuss it offlineaaa. Hey, Yoges whaaat is ur utilizatn ? (shitty face)

Yogesh - Hey Money mine is 57.9 % . 

Money - eeet yis veeerry dangerousa. Do u know whaaat is organisation's standarda. 

Yogesh - yes it should be more than or equal to 100%. 

Money - Thyen why don't u realise it. Listen this is naaat at aaaal acceptabla. You will come this Saturday to office. Yu r in dyanger situationa. See this peopleaaa how they are working. You are coming this Saturday thts finalaaaa. 

Yogesh - I won't come. (laughing at the other end) 

Money - why ? You will be rated defaultaaa. Are you happy with that aaa. 

Yogesh - will you rate me by default. Really ?

Money - yes ofcourseaaaaa. 

Yogesh - I m happy then !!! Bye. 

Dhasu - (American accent) Mr. Yogesh, do you have any idhea. The prhoject comphletion status is only 20 % and we have alreadhy claimed 678 hours. How are we going to achieve the task. (Dick face, fuck face) !!!

Yogesh - Sorry, No Idea !!! Bye. 

Well said Mr. Spongebob Squarepants :)

Quite a while I m searching for Spongebob Quotes which indeed is a Great Saying !!! Have a look at it below.

Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? - Patrick

Lets get naked! - Patrick

I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter! - Spongebob Squarepants

Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward

Rectangles! - Patrick

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! - Spongebob Squarepants

Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants

This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color. - Squidward

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

My ice cream! It's alive! - Patrick

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants


Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon? - Spongebob Squarepants

Moss always points to civilization. - Spongebob Squarepants

We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick

Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward

You can't fool me. I listen to public radio! - Squidward

Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel! - Spongebob Squarepants

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants

I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants

You tell 'em, SpongeBob! - Patrick

I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. - Spongebob Squarepants

Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

Some Hindi quotes :-D u'll laugh like hell.

Kaid hua bandar rassi ke andar - Spongebob

Khoda chuha nikala pahad - li'l moonlit rider

Aaj jal pari jayanti hai - Spongebob

Shaitan ka naam lo aur Spongebob hajir -Spongebob

Bulbule ka order lo nahito bulbule ki tarah phod dunga - Spongebob

If u think u can, u can. If u think u can't, u r right !!! 

Ok enough. The girl sitting beside me in bus thinks she is quite attracting me. But I can just say go to hell I m busy on my iPhone :-D 

It's all in bits & bytes !!!

This days I am messaging more frequently than I ever used to do. It's always been a pesky job for me. But nowadays its a crux of communication. It plays important part of our daily routine. Having said that, I believe it's a zero feeling task. 

Msg "hi how are you" will be saved as 
01001000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
into your mobile device. And furthermore as
48 69 20 68 6f 77 20 61 72 65 20 79 6f 75
into your computer. Those who are engineers must be aware of what I am talkin about rest can take some free time from their busy schedule and google for binary and hexadecimal values only if they are interested. 

I am just focusing on the part "feelings are replaced with bits and bytes". Sad but true. We are so much of addicted to bits nowadays that even to inquire "hey are u still alive" we send 0's & 1's and expect answers in the same manner. The 7 bit in India and 16 bit encoding scheme in non Latin countries has done it all. I don't see any care and kindness in this numbers. Even if I have been questioned "do u care for me" I wud send some 0's & 1's and the other one will accept anyhow coz the device doesn't understand the word care. It just interpret it as 
01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101. 
Now what the hell is this. Adding flavour to it, service providers have schemes of sending thousands of msgs for free everyday. It means approximately 16000 characters i.e. 7000 bytes i.e. 7168000 bits of feelings are free everyday. Whoopy here the story starts of long conversations. Sometimes conv turns into quarrel, sometimes into relatnshp, sometimes frndshp, sometimes marriage also. I can just keep my temper cool coz the new stage has been set and I need to answer coz calling wud make them to spend extra bucks. 

You msgin skunks don't u realise it's hurting someone who don't have free msgs and some1 needs to type from their Samsung c170 mobile which is lyk pressing stones. 
I don't want to talk much on this coz i'v already consumed 1000 msg memory in this blog. Hope the point that I want to put 4ward is somewhat clear. Love generously and care deeply. Picking up the phone and calling may luz ur pockets but it will make the moment happen. Or the best way is to meet. Dont let them go who came to meet you coz they care more than bits and bytes !!!

Stay ugly, stay genuine ;)

Extreme Anger !!!

It's been months I m observing the same things. Weekends passing, boring weekdays, bomb blast, strike, hunger, corruption, missionary politicians worthless statements, catching bus at the early Dawn, returning with no hope of Dawn of life !!!, quarrelling not for worth, setting high expectations and falling on ground when it crashes, looking outside the bus for the people travelling in Honda city or a Mercedez alone and on the other side a mob of people adjusting in single auto. 

An Indian lady wearing iDee google and a Versace jeans with hair straightened, Dolce & Gabbana top heading straight to office in an E class Mercedez shouting on crowd that she thinks is worthless. On the other hand an Indian lady wearing saree which she might have not washed atleast for a week is digging into road for hours and the same time managing her kid just to make the road flow easily for that lady travelling in Mercedez !!! I am an Indian I felt myself guilty and helpless but I still iterate India is great. IT people wait for weekends so they can rush to lonavla or a znmd flick or murder 2 !!! After that posting their status on social sites oh what a weekend it was, ZNMD worth watching, enjoyed in Lonavla with friends lifetime possibility !!! On the other hand a mendicant (there are only two categories in India , a rich and mendicant) looks for these people thinking that his kids would enjoy the same way as these people are. 

What should be the motto of a typical ITian in India. I will work for few years in India after which I will settle in a rich country and will earn more money and will come back to India to die. Why the hell are you coming back die there only and send your dead body through courier we will post that in a suitable graveyard. Every single ITian I came across have the same fucking tendency I am not getting well paid here i must settle abroad and must marry a gaon ki gori and take her along with me. And that bullshit company also stamp her visa for free. She is your wife not companies wife. If u don't have money loans are easily available. And that gaon ki gori don't know what happens to her in 1 month after reaching US she creates her FB page just to set her location as US and uploading her pics like she is a Halle Berry. My Foot!!! You don't deserve to be in India. Stay there and die there only . 

India is such a secured country that if a girl student wants to borrow a textbook from her friends home after 10 pm, her parents would say you better fail rather than other circumstances. Homeland security could kill us all. Every now and then we hear Mumbai is crushed again but people are fighting they aren't givin up. Bullshit media they don't have any other option. They are trying not to be worried but media people are making them worried. The money Indian government is spending on that kasab's security and the bollywood premiere show, had that money used in public security it would have been enough to avoid the daily insecurity dosage. 

I am not blaming India, it's great place to live and die but the filthy people it's them who is making India a backward country. We are still fighting for corruption, unemployment, state wise racism, foreign capital, politicians scam, and many more but the fight has only the start date there's no end date. Big organisations they are only planning how to impress US clients and gather more money so ultimately they can settle abroad. Where are we going. How long is this going to be continued ? If there's no end result then it's ok to settle abroad :-| but just not to luz the faith we have LulzSec ;)

India is great and nice. And nice guys finish last !!!

Wake up call !!!

Its 2:30 AM now and I am feeling insomniac again. Having nothing to do and sitting empty almost created a silent fear inside me. Also yesterday night I had an unconventional talk with one of my good friend. She never knew what I wanted to tell neither anyone else. I ended with no conclusion and never wanted to talk on that crap.

An idle mind is devils workshop. Yes I am sitting idle so is my mind and obviously at 2:30 AM the devils plan must come into picture. But I've left that stuff a long ago. Don't even have a single movie left unwatched on my macbook.

Since I am depressed and lost for many days I typed Lakshya on youtube search engine. The Ascent of Lakshya blew through my mind. As it is said music can change your mind and emotions too. It did same for me. Moving ahead there were series of Inspirational and videos for being successful was in queue. Going through all of them was awesome. But I forgot that the clock has turned its hand to make right angle. Its 9:00 AM now and I wasn't finished with watching videos. Damn the videos has really changed the way I was thinking earlier. I really have a positive feeling now and ready for all the obstacles that were once I was afraid off.

My earlier simpler life made me forget how to struggle and face the obstacles. No one can go back and change the life, start now and make a brand new life. I gotta do many things now. I will have to jot down all the things needs to be accomplished. Let us start from removing all those shitty sad emotional songs on Mohabbat :P and make a rack of Metallica, LP's, Iron Maiden and Fort Minor. Got to upgrade my Macbook to 10.6.4 Leopard which I've been doing since 3 months. Will have to spend few bucks to upgrade but thats not the big deal as I've never thought how much I am spending on KF Strong :D. Yeah, I am there one step behind installing iPhone SDK emulator on my Macbuk. The dreams explained in shattered dreams I'll make it true by hook or by crook.

At the same time I am ready for the fact I'll lose my job if I won't get a project. Go to hell with this job and go to hell with this technology. It will be another hurdle but I don't give a damn coz money has never been an interesting part of my life. Yes the one whom I am interested in may be she knew it matters to me a lot and am ready to suffer from that as well now.

Bahut bakbak ho gayi and before ending this the most favorite video I watched had this meaning -

"Life Is Like A Cup Of Coffee"

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups. Porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite.

He told his guests to help themselves to the coffee. After everyone had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed all the nice looking expensive cups have been taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive, and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup. But you consciously went for the best cups. And then you began eyeing each other's cups to see who had the best one.

Now consider this... Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee. Savor the coffee, not the cups! The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Live simply. Speak kindly. Care deeply. Love generously. "Life is Like A Cup of Coffee" :)
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Take Care and Wake Up Now :)

Shattered Dreams

Everything in life is messed up so are the dreams. Dreams what has made me to reach this level and now the same dreams has been shattered.

"Door banayi thi manzil to raste mein hi shaam hui".

Life is a series of disappointment broken only by dark spells of depression.

Starting with my career have been dreaming of getting a higher degree from MIT. Between I got a job and have wasted my 2 years there and mindset too. I later thought if my work experience could help me to get into MIT. But that wasn't the thing and I left empty handed. I did a biggest blunder of my life by joining IT. But as it is said aiming keeps you stay alive. I still aimed to get somehow in MIT.
After spending 2 years in IT I finally resigned and started preparing for MIT exams. But I didn't knew that I almost forgot Pythagoras Theorem. Things were not that easy as when I started preparing in college days. All the basic concepts got weakened owing big hiatus from studies over years. I started looking for another alternatives escaping entrance exams but I didn't knew I was approaching the exam date :( Damn I missed the chance to get into MIT for the year 2011. Depressed coz neither job neither studies in hand, I almost started loosing my temper.

Interrogating on MIT website got to know the exam which I was preparing wasn't mandate x-(, holy shit !!! But the good part is that I can still aim for MIT if I do some different tasks as prescribed by MIT, lets say, an iPhone programming and tutoring to college students. Gathering money and donating it to Orphanages, child care centre.
But a good work experience and known company name was required to support my goal. So I thought to join in a good company and because of my earlier work experience I made it to IBM. Its been 3 months I've joined IBM now but I still don't feel to be an IBMer. Days are passing and my dream is getting shattered. No work, no programming, no study life is just like a boring stuff now. I am going astray. Haven't been so bored earlier and the speed of life seems to be at 5 km/hr.

I desperately want to get out of this dilemma. God knows when everything will be fine !!!

Mind plays the game

Sitting in an empty room had given a thought to write this post. Sounds bit awesome to me and gruesome too :D. Its about my mind which is one of the strangest thing I've ever thought of. Times it makes me inquisitive about it and times it never ;) Strange though :D

Over here I am pretending I (Me) different than my Mind.

Its all about what all wrong and good decision it has taken till now. Good weighs low whereas wrong weighs heavier than my weight. I wasn't born to do Science but I did. I wasn't born to do Engineering but I did neither was born to write this post. All this bullshit decisions has been taken by my mind. I was not cognizant when I was aloof with my mind. Recent changes in my life forced me to write something about it.

Its regarding my job and the place where I've to join. I've decided to join IBM at last.
I can just say that whatever decision I've taken in past few days all were wrong and all went wrong with me since then. So now onwards there's nothing much for bad to happen. So whatever decision I make now will be definitely a good one and will make some good changes in my life.
Probably I should not take impulsive decision further which will only make my life nasty and later being fuzzy about the condition I will restrict myself to choosing such decisions.

So what I've decided now that I don't know what I've decided :P. Isn't that strange. Yes it is coz right now my mind is thinking totally different which even I don't know. Now even this is strange, yes it is right !!! Times it happens with me that I've already decided what I've to do but I don't know what is that I've decided. But my mind knows it all coz it never thinks. It just decides. My mind leaves up to me to think which I don't do it from my side. So am I going somewhere else from the topic or what am I saying over here. Did I got some new interesting topic to talk or is there any thing hidden which can be extracted just by writing this bullshit story.

Live before you die

Its been long having written something... but I couldn't resist anymore to post this one.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Well never mind, you will not understand the power of beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at the photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing the bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing!!!
Don't be reckless to with other people's heart, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this tell me how.
Keep your old love letter and throw away your old bank statements. Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 years old I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees you'll miss them when they are gone.
May'be you'll marry, may'be you won't. May'be you'll have children, may'be you won't. May'be you'll divorce at 40, may'be you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either.
Your choices are half chance so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It's the great instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your room living room. Read the directions even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when then'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise, politicians will philanderer, you too will get old. And when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children were respecting their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, may be you'll have a wealthy spouse but you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look like 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

Forest Safari with Sibblings

On Eve of Mahashivratri me with my sibblings had got a chance to visit western side of MP. Its almost after 9 years I was visiting this place and I really see some drastic changes here.

Let me talk something about this place called as "Pachmari". Pachmari is a most verdant jewel of MP, a place where nature has found exquisite expression in myriad enchanting ways.

Green shades embrace the mountains, and everywhere is heard the gentle murmur of flowing water. Bridle paths lead into tranquil forest glads, groves of wild bamboo and jamun, dense sal forests and delicate bamboo thickets.

Apart from this, Pachmari is situated a whole on Sedimentary rocks which evolved some thousands of years ago due to volcanic eruption under the sea. Which resulted into never ending greenery here and the rain water is poured drop-by-drop in this rocks and holding the water droplet in rock for hundreds of years. Its kinda unique in it coz we hardly find trees growing on the rock and middle of the hill where it is implausible for any human being to reach. Leaves here are almost green for whole year.

Well there are many other spots that we visited and a whole it was a "Forest Safari" which makes me name this post as "Forest Safari with Sibblings".

I apologize but no one was holding camera at that time so no pics..But I would suggest please once in a lifetime give a visit here...