Some lessons learnt !!!

Don't climb the wrong hill. You will be dropped from a random one!!!

Work, work, work & work. Don't wait for results. The next big thing will start out looking like a toy !!! 

Take wrong decisions. And then make it right !!!

Hope is directly proportional to interest !!!

Things not meant for you are obviously not meant for you !!!

You will be happy if you increase the size of cache memory !!!

Do good things and forget. Do bad things, don't regret !!!

Expect. If it doesn't happen no one else is to be blamed !!!

Achieve. Forgive. Loss. Win. In all phase Move On !!!

If you are alone, no one gives you a damn !!!

Frustration and depression are the signs of succession (conditions apply) !!!

If you can't decrypt, don't encrypt !!!

for(i=0 ; i<5 ; i++) (where i is the number of chances you set).
If u break the loop without exception handling you will find yourself hanging in hell. 

When you are sleeping someone else is reviewing your work B-) 

Insomniac, Deja Vu, Paranormal doesn't relate you to 3rd dimension !!!

Copyright - You copied right :-D 

Conversationaaaaa

Conversation with shittiest person -
Money - Debby, ur utilisation ?

Debby - it's 94%

Money - Good try 2 make it above 100 percentaa. Vyenkata, whaaat about urs ?

Venkat - it's 104% (smiling face)

Money - Purooohit, urs ?

Purohit - eeets 112 pershent money. I am waarking bhery hard. I love this work. And I yem guiding theze people. I hab a doubt how can vee uze ELM conthext to retrieve flat file data to papulate in array. I hab creyated ....

Money - (interrupting) we can discuss it offlineaaa. Hey, Yoges whaaat is ur utilizatn ? (shitty face)

Yogesh - Hey Money mine is 57.9 % . 

Money - eeet yis veeerry dangerousa. Do u know whaaat is organisation's standarda. 

Yogesh - yes it should be more than or equal to 100%. 

Money - Thyen why don't u realise it. Listen this is naaat at aaaal acceptabla. You will come this Saturday to office. Yu r in dyanger situationa. See this peopleaaa how they are working. You are coming this Saturday thts finalaaaa. 

Yogesh - I won't come. (laughing at the other end) 

Money - why ? You will be rated defaultaaa. Are you happy with that aaa. 

Yogesh - will you rate me by default. Really ?

Money - yes ofcourseaaaaa. 

Yogesh - I m happy then !!! Bye. 

Dhasu - (American accent) Mr. Yogesh, do you have any idhea. The prhoject comphletion status is only 20 % and we have alreadhy claimed 678 hours. How are we going to achieve the task. (Dick face, fuck face) !!!

Yogesh - Sorry, No Idea !!! Bye. 

Well said Mr. Spongebob Squarepants :)

Quite a while I m searching for Spongebob Quotes which indeed is a Great Saying !!! Have a look at it below.

Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? - Patrick

Lets get naked! - Patrick

I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter! - Spongebob Squarepants

Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward

Rectangles! - Patrick

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! - Spongebob Squarepants

Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants

This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color. - Squidward

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

My ice cream! It's alive! - Patrick

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants


Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon? - Spongebob Squarepants

Moss always points to civilization. - Spongebob Squarepants

We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick

Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward

You can't fool me. I listen to public radio! - Squidward

Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel! - Spongebob Squarepants

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants

I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants

You tell 'em, SpongeBob! - Patrick

I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. - Spongebob Squarepants

Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

Some Hindi quotes :-D u'll laugh like hell.

Kaid hua bandar rassi ke andar - Spongebob

Khoda chuha nikala pahad - li'l moonlit rider

Aaj jal pari jayanti hai - Spongebob

Shaitan ka naam lo aur Spongebob hajir -Spongebob

Bulbule ka order lo nahito bulbule ki tarah phod dunga - Spongebob

If u think u can, u can. If u think u can't, u r right !!! 

Ok enough. The girl sitting beside me in bus thinks she is quite attracting me. But I can just say go to hell I m busy on my iPhone :-D 

It's all in bits & bytes !!!

This days I am messaging more frequently than I ever used to do. It's always been a pesky job for me. But nowadays its a crux of communication. It plays important part of our daily routine. Having said that, I believe it's a zero feeling task. 

Msg "hi how are you" will be saved as 
01001000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
into your mobile device. And furthermore as
48 69 20 68 6f 77 20 61 72 65 20 79 6f 75
into your computer. Those who are engineers must be aware of what I am talkin about rest can take some free time from their busy schedule and google for binary and hexadecimal values only if they are interested. 

I am just focusing on the part "feelings are replaced with bits and bytes". Sad but true. We are so much of addicted to bits nowadays that even to inquire "hey are u still alive" we send 0's & 1's and expect answers in the same manner. The 7 bit in India and 16 bit encoding scheme in non Latin countries has done it all. I don't see any care and kindness in this numbers. Even if I have been questioned "do u care for me" I wud send some 0's & 1's and the other one will accept anyhow coz the device doesn't understand the word care. It just interpret it as 
01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101. 
Now what the hell is this. Adding flavour to it, service providers have schemes of sending thousands of msgs for free everyday. It means approximately 16000 characters i.e. 7000 bytes i.e. 7168000 bits of feelings are free everyday. Whoopy here the story starts of long conversations. Sometimes conv turns into quarrel, sometimes into relatnshp, sometimes frndshp, sometimes marriage also. I can just keep my temper cool coz the new stage has been set and I need to answer coz calling wud make them to spend extra bucks. 

You msgin skunks don't u realise it's hurting someone who don't have free msgs and some1 needs to type from their Samsung c170 mobile which is lyk pressing stones. 
I don't want to talk much on this coz i'v already consumed 1000 msg memory in this blog. Hope the point that I want to put 4ward is somewhat clear. Love generously and care deeply. Picking up the phone and calling may luz ur pockets but it will make the moment happen. Or the best way is to meet. Dont let them go who came to meet you coz they care more than bits and bytes !!!

Stay ugly, stay genuine ;)

Extreme Anger !!!

It's been months I m observing the same things. Weekends passing, boring weekdays, bomb blast, strike, hunger, corruption, missionary politicians worthless statements, catching bus at the early Dawn, returning with no hope of Dawn of life !!!, quarrelling not for worth, setting high expectations and falling on ground when it crashes, looking outside the bus for the people travelling in Honda city or a Mercedez alone and on the other side a mob of people adjusting in single auto. 

An Indian lady wearing iDee google and a Versace jeans with hair straightened, Dolce & Gabbana top heading straight to office in an E class Mercedez shouting on crowd that she thinks is worthless. On the other hand an Indian lady wearing saree which she might have not washed atleast for a week is digging into road for hours and the same time managing her kid just to make the road flow easily for that lady travelling in Mercedez !!! I am an Indian I felt myself guilty and helpless but I still iterate India is great. IT people wait for weekends so they can rush to lonavla or a znmd flick or murder 2 !!! After that posting their status on social sites oh what a weekend it was, ZNMD worth watching, enjoyed in Lonavla with friends lifetime possibility !!! On the other hand a mendicant (there are only two categories in India , a rich and mendicant) looks for these people thinking that his kids would enjoy the same way as these people are. 

What should be the motto of a typical ITian in India. I will work for few years in India after which I will settle in a rich country and will earn more money and will come back to India to die. Why the hell are you coming back die there only and send your dead body through courier we will post that in a suitable graveyard. Every single ITian I came across have the same fucking tendency I am not getting well paid here i must settle abroad and must marry a gaon ki gori and take her along with me. And that bullshit company also stamp her visa for free. She is your wife not companies wife. If u don't have money loans are easily available. And that gaon ki gori don't know what happens to her in 1 month after reaching US she creates her FB page just to set her location as US and uploading her pics like she is a Halle Berry. My Foot!!! You don't deserve to be in India. Stay there and die there only . 

India is such a secured country that if a girl student wants to borrow a textbook from her friends home after 10 pm, her parents would say you better fail rather than other circumstances. Homeland security could kill us all. Every now and then we hear Mumbai is crushed again but people are fighting they aren't givin up. Bullshit media they don't have any other option. They are trying not to be worried but media people are making them worried. The money Indian government is spending on that kasab's security and the bollywood premiere show, had that money used in public security it would have been enough to avoid the daily insecurity dosage. 

I am not blaming India, it's great place to live and die but the filthy people it's them who is making India a backward country. We are still fighting for corruption, unemployment, state wise racism, foreign capital, politicians scam, and many more but the fight has only the start date there's no end date. Big organisations they are only planning how to impress US clients and gather more money so ultimately they can settle abroad. Where are we going. How long is this going to be continued ? If there's no end result then it's ok to settle abroad :-| but just not to luz the faith we have LulzSec ;)

India is great and nice. And nice guys finish last !!!

Wake up call !!!

Its 2:30 AM now and I am feeling insomniac again. Having nothing to do and sitting empty almost created a silent fear inside me. Also yesterday night I had an unconventional talk with one of my good friend. She never knew what I wanted to tell neither anyone else. I ended with no conclusion and never wanted to talk on that crap.

An idle mind is devils workshop. Yes I am sitting idle so is my mind and obviously at 2:30 AM the devils plan must come into picture. But I've left that stuff a long ago. Don't even have a single movie left unwatched on my macbook.

Since I am depressed and lost for many days I typed Lakshya on youtube search engine. The Ascent of Lakshya blew through my mind. As it is said music can change your mind and emotions too. It did same for me. Moving ahead there were series of Inspirational and videos for being successful was in queue. Going through all of them was awesome. But I forgot that the clock has turned its hand to make right angle. Its 9:00 AM now and I wasn't finished with watching videos. Damn the videos has really changed the way I was thinking earlier. I really have a positive feeling now and ready for all the obstacles that were once I was afraid off.

My earlier simpler life made me forget how to struggle and face the obstacles. No one can go back and change the life, start now and make a brand new life. I gotta do many things now. I will have to jot down all the things needs to be accomplished. Let us start from removing all those shitty sad emotional songs on Mohabbat :P and make a rack of Metallica, LP's, Iron Maiden and Fort Minor. Got to upgrade my Macbook to 10.6.4 Leopard which I've been doing since 3 months. Will have to spend few bucks to upgrade but thats not the big deal as I've never thought how much I am spending on KF Strong :D. Yeah, I am there one step behind installing iPhone SDK emulator on my Macbuk. The dreams explained in shattered dreams I'll make it true by hook or by crook.

At the same time I am ready for the fact I'll lose my job if I won't get a project. Go to hell with this job and go to hell with this technology. It will be another hurdle but I don't give a damn coz money has never been an interesting part of my life. Yes the one whom I am interested in may be she knew it matters to me a lot and am ready to suffer from that as well now.

Bahut bakbak ho gayi and before ending this the most favorite video I watched had this meaning -

"Life Is Like A Cup Of Coffee"

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups. Porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite.

He told his guests to help themselves to the coffee. After everyone had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed all the nice looking expensive cups have been taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive, and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup. But you consciously went for the best cups. And then you began eyeing each other's cups to see who had the best one.

Now consider this... Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee. Savor the coffee, not the cups! The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Live simply. Speak kindly. Care deeply. Love generously. "Life is Like A Cup of Coffee" :)
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Take Care and Wake Up Now :)

Shattered Dreams

Everything in life is messed up so are the dreams. Dreams what has made me to reach this level and now the same dreams has been shattered.

"Door banayi thi manzil to raste mein hi shaam hui".

Life is a series of disappointment broken only by dark spells of depression.

Starting with my career have been dreaming of getting a higher degree from MIT. Between I got a job and have wasted my 2 years there and mindset too. I later thought if my work experience could help me to get into MIT. But that wasn't the thing and I left empty handed. I did a biggest blunder of my life by joining IT. But as it is said aiming keeps you stay alive. I still aimed to get somehow in MIT.
After spending 2 years in IT I finally resigned and started preparing for MIT exams. But I didn't knew that I almost forgot Pythagoras Theorem. Things were not that easy as when I started preparing in college days. All the basic concepts got weakened owing big hiatus from studies over years. I started looking for another alternatives escaping entrance exams but I didn't knew I was approaching the exam date :( Damn I missed the chance to get into MIT for the year 2011. Depressed coz neither job neither studies in hand, I almost started loosing my temper.

Interrogating on MIT website got to know the exam which I was preparing wasn't mandate x-(, holy shit !!! But the good part is that I can still aim for MIT if I do some different tasks as prescribed by MIT, lets say, an iPhone programming and tutoring to college students. Gathering money and donating it to Orphanages, child care centre.
But a good work experience and known company name was required to support my goal. So I thought to join in a good company and because of my earlier work experience I made it to IBM. Its been 3 months I've joined IBM now but I still don't feel to be an IBMer. Days are passing and my dream is getting shattered. No work, no programming, no study life is just like a boring stuff now. I am going astray. Haven't been so bored earlier and the speed of life seems to be at 5 km/hr.

I desperately want to get out of this dilemma. God knows when everything will be fine !!!