Quite a while I m searching for Spongebob Quotes which indeed is a Great Saying !!! Have a look at it below.
Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants
You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? - Patrick
Lets get naked! - Patrick
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs
Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants
Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter! - Spongebob Squarepants
Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward
Rectangles! - Patrick
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! - Spongebob Squarepants
Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants
This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color. - Squidward
I can't see my forehead! - Patrick
My ice cream! It's alive! - Patrick
Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants
Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon? - Spongebob Squarepants
Moss always points to civilization. - Spongebob Squarepants
We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick
Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward
You can't fool me. I listen to public radio! - Squidward
Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel! - Spongebob Squarepants
Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants
I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants
Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants
Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants
You tell 'em, SpongeBob! - Patrick
I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. - Spongebob Squarepants
Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man! - Patrick
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick
Some Hindi quotes :-D u'll laugh like hell.
Kaid hua bandar rassi ke andar - Spongebob
Khoda chuha nikala pahad - li'l moonlit rider
Aaj jal pari jayanti hai - Spongebob
Shaitan ka naam lo aur Spongebob hajir -Spongebob
Bulbule ka order lo nahito bulbule ki tarah phod dunga - Spongebob
If u think u can, u can. If u think u can't, u r right !!!
Ok enough. The girl sitting beside me in bus thinks she is quite attracting me. But I can just say go to hell I m busy on my iPhone :-D
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
It's all in bits & bytes !!!
This days I am messaging more frequently than I ever used to do. It's always been a pesky job for me. But nowadays its a crux of communication. It plays important part of our daily routine. Having said that, I believe it's a zero feeling task.
Msg "hi how are you" will be saved as
01001000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
into your mobile device. And furthermore as
48 69 20 68 6f 77 20 61 72 65 20 79 6f 75
into your computer. Those who are engineers must be aware of what I am talkin about rest can take some free time from their busy schedule and google for binary and hexadecimal values only if they are interested.
I am just focusing on the part "feelings are replaced with bits and bytes". Sad but true. We are so much of addicted to bits nowadays that even to inquire "hey are u still alive" we send 0's & 1's and expect answers in the same manner. The 7 bit in India and 16 bit encoding scheme in non Latin countries has done it all. I don't see any care and kindness in this numbers. Even if I have been questioned "do u care for me" I wud send some 0's & 1's and the other one will accept anyhow coz the device doesn't understand the word care. It just interpret it as
01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101.
Now what the hell is this. Adding flavour to it, service providers have schemes of sending thousands of msgs for free everyday. It means approximately 16000 characters i.e. 7000 bytes i.e. 7168000 bits of feelings are free everyday. Whoopy here the story starts of long conversations. Sometimes conv turns into quarrel, sometimes into relatnshp, sometimes frndshp, sometimes marriage also. I can just keep my temper cool coz the new stage has been set and I need to answer coz calling wud make them to spend extra bucks.
You msgin skunks don't u realise it's hurting someone who don't have free msgs and some1 needs to type from their Samsung c170 mobile which is lyk pressing stones.
I don't want to talk much on this coz i'v already consumed 1000 msg memory in this blog. Hope the point that I want to put 4ward is somewhat clear. Love generously and care deeply. Picking up the phone and calling may luz ur pockets but it will make the moment happen. Or the best way is to meet. Dont let them go who came to meet you coz they care more than bits and bytes !!!
Stay ugly, stay genuine ;)
Msg "hi how are you" will be saved as
01001000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
into your mobile device. And furthermore as
48 69 20 68 6f 77 20 61 72 65 20 79 6f 75
into your computer. Those who are engineers must be aware of what I am talkin about rest can take some free time from their busy schedule and google for binary and hexadecimal values only if they are interested.
I am just focusing on the part "feelings are replaced with bits and bytes". Sad but true. We are so much of addicted to bits nowadays that even to inquire "hey are u still alive" we send 0's & 1's and expect answers in the same manner. The 7 bit in India and 16 bit encoding scheme in non Latin countries has done it all. I don't see any care and kindness in this numbers. Even if I have been questioned "do u care for me" I wud send some 0's & 1's and the other one will accept anyhow coz the device doesn't understand the word care. It just interpret it as
01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101.
Now what the hell is this. Adding flavour to it, service providers have schemes of sending thousands of msgs for free everyday. It means approximately 16000 characters i.e. 7000 bytes i.e. 7168000 bits of feelings are free everyday. Whoopy here the story starts of long conversations. Sometimes conv turns into quarrel, sometimes into relatnshp, sometimes frndshp, sometimes marriage also. I can just keep my temper cool coz the new stage has been set and I need to answer coz calling wud make them to spend extra bucks.
You msgin skunks don't u realise it's hurting someone who don't have free msgs and some1 needs to type from their Samsung c170 mobile which is lyk pressing stones.
I don't want to talk much on this coz i'v already consumed 1000 msg memory in this blog. Hope the point that I want to put 4ward is somewhat clear. Love generously and care deeply. Picking up the phone and calling may luz ur pockets but it will make the moment happen. Or the best way is to meet. Dont let them go who came to meet you coz they care more than bits and bytes !!!
Stay ugly, stay genuine ;)
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Extreme Anger !!!
It's been months I m observing the same things. Weekends passing, boring weekdays, bomb blast, strike, hunger, corruption, missionary politicians worthless statements, catching bus at the early Dawn, returning with no hope of Dawn of life !!!, quarrelling not for worth, setting high expectations and falling on ground when it crashes, looking outside the bus for the people travelling in Honda city or a Mercedez alone and on the other side a mob of people adjusting in single auto.
An Indian lady wearing iDee google and a Versace jeans with hair straightened, Dolce & Gabbana top heading straight to office in an E class Mercedez shouting on crowd that she thinks is worthless. On the other hand an Indian lady wearing saree which she might have not washed atleast for a week is digging into road for hours and the same time managing her kid just to make the road flow easily for that lady travelling in Mercedez !!! I am an Indian I felt myself guilty and helpless but I still iterate India is great. IT people wait for weekends so they can rush to lonavla or a znmd flick or murder 2 !!! After that posting their status on social sites oh what a weekend it was, ZNMD worth watching, enjoyed in Lonavla with friends lifetime possibility !!! On the other hand a mendicant (there are only two categories in India , a rich and mendicant) looks for these people thinking that his kids would enjoy the same way as these people are.
What should be the motto of a typical ITian in India. I will work for few years in India after which I will settle in a rich country and will earn more money and will come back to India to die. Why the hell are you coming back die there only and send your dead body through courier we will post that in a suitable graveyard. Every single ITian I came across have the same fucking tendency I am not getting well paid here i must settle abroad and must marry a gaon ki gori and take her along with me. And that bullshit company also stamp her visa for free. She is your wife not companies wife. If u don't have money loans are easily available. And that gaon ki gori don't know what happens to her in 1 month after reaching US she creates her FB page just to set her location as US and uploading her pics like she is a Halle Berry. My Foot!!! You don't deserve to be in India. Stay there and die there only .
India is such a secured country that if a girl student wants to borrow a textbook from her friends home after 10 pm, her parents would say you better fail rather than other circumstances. Homeland security could kill us all. Every now and then we hear Mumbai is crushed again but people are fighting they aren't givin up. Bullshit media they don't have any other option. They are trying not to be worried but media people are making them worried. The money Indian government is spending on that kasab's security and the bollywood premiere show, had that money used in public security it would have been enough to avoid the daily insecurity dosage.
I am not blaming India, it's great place to live and die but the filthy people it's them who is making India a backward country. We are still fighting for corruption, unemployment, state wise racism, foreign capital, politicians scam, and many more but the fight has only the start date there's no end date. Big organisations they are only planning how to impress US clients and gather more money so ultimately they can settle abroad. Where are we going. How long is this going to be continued ? If there's no end result then it's ok to settle abroad :-| but just not to luz the faith we have LulzSec ;)
India is great and nice. And nice guys finish last !!!
An Indian lady wearing iDee google and a Versace jeans with hair straightened, Dolce & Gabbana top heading straight to office in an E class Mercedez shouting on crowd that she thinks is worthless. On the other hand an Indian lady wearing saree which she might have not washed atleast for a week is digging into road for hours and the same time managing her kid just to make the road flow easily for that lady travelling in Mercedez !!! I am an Indian I felt myself guilty and helpless but I still iterate India is great. IT people wait for weekends so they can rush to lonavla or a znmd flick or murder 2 !!! After that posting their status on social sites oh what a weekend it was, ZNMD worth watching, enjoyed in Lonavla with friends lifetime possibility !!! On the other hand a mendicant (there are only two categories in India , a rich and mendicant) looks for these people thinking that his kids would enjoy the same way as these people are.
What should be the motto of a typical ITian in India. I will work for few years in India after which I will settle in a rich country and will earn more money and will come back to India to die. Why the hell are you coming back die there only and send your dead body through courier we will post that in a suitable graveyard. Every single ITian I came across have the same fucking tendency I am not getting well paid here i must settle abroad and must marry a gaon ki gori and take her along with me. And that bullshit company also stamp her visa for free. She is your wife not companies wife. If u don't have money loans are easily available. And that gaon ki gori don't know what happens to her in 1 month after reaching US she creates her FB page just to set her location as US and uploading her pics like she is a Halle Berry. My Foot!!! You don't deserve to be in India. Stay there and die there only .
India is such a secured country that if a girl student wants to borrow a textbook from her friends home after 10 pm, her parents would say you better fail rather than other circumstances. Homeland security could kill us all. Every now and then we hear Mumbai is crushed again but people are fighting they aren't givin up. Bullshit media they don't have any other option. They are trying not to be worried but media people are making them worried. The money Indian government is spending on that kasab's security and the bollywood premiere show, had that money used in public security it would have been enough to avoid the daily insecurity dosage.
I am not blaming India, it's great place to live and die but the filthy people it's them who is making India a backward country. We are still fighting for corruption, unemployment, state wise racism, foreign capital, politicians scam, and many more but the fight has only the start date there's no end date. Big organisations they are only planning how to impress US clients and gather more money so ultimately they can settle abroad. Where are we going. How long is this going to be continued ? If there's no end result then it's ok to settle abroad :-| but just not to luz the faith we have LulzSec ;)
India is great and nice. And nice guys finish last !!!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Wake up call !!!
Its 2:30 AM now and I am feeling insomniac again. Having nothing to do and sitting empty almost created a silent fear inside me. Also yesterday night I had an unconventional talk with one of my good friend. She never knew what I wanted to tell neither anyone else. I ended with no conclusion and never wanted to talk on that crap.
An idle mind is devils workshop. Yes I am sitting idle so is my mind and obviously at 2:30 AM the devils plan must come into picture. But I've left that stuff a long ago. Don't even have a single movie left unwatched on my macbook.
Since I am depressed and lost for many days I typed Lakshya on youtube search engine. The Ascent of Lakshya blew through my mind. As it is said music can change your mind and emotions too. It did same for me. Moving ahead there were series of Inspirational and videos for being successful was in queue. Going through all of them was awesome. But I forgot that the clock has turned its hand to make right angle. Its 9:00 AM now and I wasn't finished with watching videos. Damn the videos has really changed the way I was thinking earlier. I really have a positive feeling now and ready for all the obstacles that were once I was afraid off.
My earlier simpler life made me forget how to struggle and face the obstacles. No one can go back and change the life, start now and make a brand new life. I gotta do many things now. I will have to jot down all the things needs to be accomplished. Let us start from removing all those shitty sad emotional songs on Mohabbat :P and make a rack of Metallica, LP's, Iron Maiden and Fort Minor. Got to upgrade my Macbook to 10.6.4 Leopard which I've been doing since 3 months. Will have to spend few bucks to upgrade but thats not the big deal as I've never thought how much I am spending on KF Strong :D. Yeah, I am there one step behind installing iPhone SDK emulator on my Macbuk. The dreams explained in shattered dreams I'll make it true by hook or by crook.
At the same time I am ready for the fact I'll lose my job if I won't get a project. Go to hell with this job and go to hell with this technology. It will be another hurdle but I don't give a damn coz money has never been an interesting part of my life. Yes the one whom I am interested in may be she knew it matters to me a lot and am ready to suffer from that as well now.
Bahut bakbak ho gayi and before ending this the most favorite video I watched had this meaning -
"Life Is Like A Cup Of Coffee"
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups. Porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite.
He told his guests to help themselves to the coffee. After everyone had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed all the nice looking expensive cups have been taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive, and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup. But you consciously went for the best cups. And then you began eyeing each other's cups to see who had the best one.
Now consider this... Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee. Savor the coffee, not the cups! The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Live simply. Speak kindly. Care deeply. Love generously. "Life is Like A Cup of Coffee" :)
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Take Care and Wake Up Now :)
An idle mind is devils workshop. Yes I am sitting idle so is my mind and obviously at 2:30 AM the devils plan must come into picture. But I've left that stuff a long ago. Don't even have a single movie left unwatched on my macbook.
Since I am depressed and lost for many days I typed Lakshya on youtube search engine. The Ascent of Lakshya blew through my mind. As it is said music can change your mind and emotions too. It did same for me. Moving ahead there were series of Inspirational and videos for being successful was in queue. Going through all of them was awesome. But I forgot that the clock has turned its hand to make right angle. Its 9:00 AM now and I wasn't finished with watching videos. Damn the videos has really changed the way I was thinking earlier. I really have a positive feeling now and ready for all the obstacles that were once I was afraid off.
My earlier simpler life made me forget how to struggle and face the obstacles. No one can go back and change the life, start now and make a brand new life. I gotta do many things now. I will have to jot down all the things needs to be accomplished. Let us start from removing all those shitty sad emotional songs on Mohabbat :P and make a rack of Metallica, LP's, Iron Maiden and Fort Minor. Got to upgrade my Macbook to 10.6.4 Leopard which I've been doing since 3 months. Will have to spend few bucks to upgrade but thats not the big deal as I've never thought how much I am spending on KF Strong :D. Yeah, I am there one step behind installing iPhone SDK emulator on my Macbuk. The dreams explained in shattered dreams I'll make it true by hook or by crook.
At the same time I am ready for the fact I'll lose my job if I won't get a project. Go to hell with this job and go to hell with this technology. It will be another hurdle but I don't give a damn coz money has never been an interesting part of my life. Yes the one whom I am interested in may be she knew it matters to me a lot and am ready to suffer from that as well now.
Bahut bakbak ho gayi and before ending this the most favorite video I watched had this meaning -
"Life Is Like A Cup Of Coffee"
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups. Porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite.
He told his guests to help themselves to the coffee. After everyone had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed all the nice looking expensive cups have been taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive, and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup. But you consciously went for the best cups. And then you began eyeing each other's cups to see who had the best one.
Now consider this... Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee. Savor the coffee, not the cups! The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Live simply. Speak kindly. Care deeply. Love generously. "Life is Like A Cup of Coffee" :)
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Take Care and Wake Up Now :)
Monday, March 28, 2011
Shattered Dreams
Everything in life is messed up so are the dreams. Dreams what has made me to reach this level and now the same dreams has been shattered.
"Door banayi thi manzil to raste mein hi shaam hui".
Life is a series of disappointment broken only by dark spells of depression.
Starting with my career have been dreaming of getting a higher degree from MIT. Between I got a job and have wasted my 2 years there and mindset too. I later thought if my work experience could help me to get into MIT. But that wasn't the thing and I left empty handed. I did a biggest blunder of my life by joining IT. But as it is said aiming keeps you stay alive. I still aimed to get somehow in MIT.
After spending 2 years in IT I finally resigned and started preparing for MIT exams. But I didn't knew that I almost forgot Pythagoras Theorem. Things were not that easy as when I started preparing in college days. All the basic concepts got weakened owing big hiatus from studies over years. I started looking for another alternatives escaping entrance exams but I didn't knew I was approaching the exam date :( Damn I missed the chance to get into MIT for the year 2011. Depressed coz neither job neither studies in hand, I almost started loosing my temper.
Interrogating on MIT website got to know the exam which I was preparing wasn't mandate x-(, holy shit !!! But the good part is that I can still aim for MIT if I do some different tasks as prescribed by MIT, lets say, an iPhone programming and tutoring to college students. Gathering money and donating it to Orphanages, child care centre.
But a good work experience and known company name was required to support my goal. So I thought to join in a good company and because of my earlier work experience I made it to IBM. Its been 3 months I've joined IBM now but I still don't feel to be an IBMer. Days are passing and my dream is getting shattered. No work, no programming, no study life is just like a boring stuff now. I am going astray. Haven't been so bored earlier and the speed of life seems to be at 5 km/hr.
I desperately want to get out of this dilemma. God knows when everything will be fine !!!
"Door banayi thi manzil to raste mein hi shaam hui".
Life is a series of disappointment broken only by dark spells of depression.
Starting with my career have been dreaming of getting a higher degree from MIT. Between I got a job and have wasted my 2 years there and mindset too. I later thought if my work experience could help me to get into MIT. But that wasn't the thing and I left empty handed. I did a biggest blunder of my life by joining IT. But as it is said aiming keeps you stay alive. I still aimed to get somehow in MIT.
After spending 2 years in IT I finally resigned and started preparing for MIT exams. But I didn't knew that I almost forgot Pythagoras Theorem. Things were not that easy as when I started preparing in college days. All the basic concepts got weakened owing big hiatus from studies over years. I started looking for another alternatives escaping entrance exams but I didn't knew I was approaching the exam date :( Damn I missed the chance to get into MIT for the year 2011. Depressed coz neither job neither studies in hand, I almost started loosing my temper.
Interrogating on MIT website got to know the exam which I was preparing wasn't mandate x-(, holy shit !!! But the good part is that I can still aim for MIT if I do some different tasks as prescribed by MIT, lets say, an iPhone programming and tutoring to college students. Gathering money and donating it to Orphanages, child care centre.
But a good work experience and known company name was required to support my goal. So I thought to join in a good company and because of my earlier work experience I made it to IBM. Its been 3 months I've joined IBM now but I still don't feel to be an IBMer. Days are passing and my dream is getting shattered. No work, no programming, no study life is just like a boring stuff now. I am going astray. Haven't been so bored earlier and the speed of life seems to be at 5 km/hr.
I desperately want to get out of this dilemma. God knows when everything will be fine !!!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Mind plays the game
Sitting in an empty room had given a thought to write this post. Sounds bit awesome to me and gruesome too :D. Its about my mind which is one of the strangest thing I've ever thought of. Times it makes me inquisitive about it and times it never ;) Strange though :D
Over here I am pretending I (Me) different than my Mind.
Its all about what all wrong and good decision it has taken till now. Good weighs low whereas wrong weighs heavier than my weight. I wasn't born to do Science but I did. I wasn't born to do Engineering but I did neither was born to write this post. All this bullshit decisions has been taken by my mind. I was not cognizant when I was aloof with my mind. Recent changes in my life forced me to write something about it.
Its regarding my job and the place where I've to join. I've decided to join IBM at last.
I can just say that whatever decision I've taken in past few days all were wrong and all went wrong with me since then. So now onwards there's nothing much for bad to happen. So whatever decision I make now will be definitely a good one and will make some good changes in my life.
Probably I should not take impulsive decision further which will only make my life nasty and later being fuzzy about the condition I will restrict myself to choosing such decisions.
So what I've decided now that I don't know what I've decided :P. Isn't that strange. Yes it is coz right now my mind is thinking totally different which even I don't know. Now even this is strange, yes it is right !!! Times it happens with me that I've already decided what I've to do but I don't know what is that I've decided. But my mind knows it all coz it never thinks. It just decides. My mind leaves up to me to think which I don't do it from my side. So am I going somewhere else from the topic or what am I saying over here. Did I got some new interesting topic to talk or is there any thing hidden which can be extracted just by writing this bullshit story.
Over here I am pretending I (Me) different than my Mind.
Its all about what all wrong and good decision it has taken till now. Good weighs low whereas wrong weighs heavier than my weight. I wasn't born to do Science but I did. I wasn't born to do Engineering but I did neither was born to write this post. All this bullshit decisions has been taken by my mind. I was not cognizant when I was aloof with my mind. Recent changes in my life forced me to write something about it.
Its regarding my job and the place where I've to join. I've decided to join IBM at last.
I can just say that whatever decision I've taken in past few days all were wrong and all went wrong with me since then. So now onwards there's nothing much for bad to happen. So whatever decision I make now will be definitely a good one and will make some good changes in my life.
Probably I should not take impulsive decision further which will only make my life nasty and later being fuzzy about the condition I will restrict myself to choosing such decisions.
So what I've decided now that I don't know what I've decided :P. Isn't that strange. Yes it is coz right now my mind is thinking totally different which even I don't know. Now even this is strange, yes it is right !!! Times it happens with me that I've already decided what I've to do but I don't know what is that I've decided. But my mind knows it all coz it never thinks. It just decides. My mind leaves up to me to think which I don't do it from my side. So am I going somewhere else from the topic or what am I saying over here. Did I got some new interesting topic to talk or is there any thing hidden which can be extracted just by writing this bullshit story.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Live before you die
Its been long having written something... but I couldn't resist anymore to post this one.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Well never mind, you will not understand the power of beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at the photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing the bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing!!!
Don't be reckless to with other people's heart, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this tell me how.
Keep your old love letter and throw away your old bank statements. Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 years old I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees you'll miss them when they are gone.
May'be you'll marry, may'be you won't. May'be you'll have children, may'be you won't. May'be you'll divorce at 40, may'be you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either.
Your choices are half chance so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It's the great instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your room living room. Read the directions even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when then'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise, politicians will philanderer, you too will get old. And when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children were respecting their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, may be you'll have a wealthy spouse but you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look like 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Well never mind, you will not understand the power of beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at the photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing the bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing!!!
Don't be reckless to with other people's heart, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this tell me how.
Keep your old love letter and throw away your old bank statements. Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 years old I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees you'll miss them when they are gone.
May'be you'll marry, may'be you won't. May'be you'll have children, may'be you won't. May'be you'll divorce at 40, may'be you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either.
Your choices are half chance so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It's the great instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your room living room. Read the directions even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when then'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise, politicians will philanderer, you too will get old. And when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children were respecting their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, may be you'll have a wealthy spouse but you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look like 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
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