Don't climb the wrong hill. You will be dropped from a random one!!!
Work, work, work & work. Don't wait for results. The next big thing will start out looking like a toy !!!
Take wrong decisions. And then make it right !!!
Hope is directly proportional to interest !!!
Things not meant for you are obviously not meant for you !!!
You will be happy if you increase the size of cache memory !!!
Do good things and forget. Do bad things, don't regret !!!
Expect. If it doesn't happen no one else is to be blamed !!!
Achieve. Forgive. Loss. Win. In all phase Move On !!!
If you are alone, no one gives you a damn !!!
Frustration and depression are the signs of succession (conditions apply) !!!
If you can't decrypt, don't encrypt !!!
for(i=0 ; i<5 ; i++) (where i is the number of chances you set).
If u break the loop without exception handling you will find yourself hanging in hell.
When you are sleeping someone else is reviewing your work B-)
Insomniac, Deja Vu, Paranormal doesn't relate you to 3rd dimension !!!
Copyright - You copied right :-D
Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Conversationaaaaa
Conversation with shittiest person -
Money - Debby, ur utilisation ?
Debby - it's 94%
Money - Good try 2 make it above 100 percentaa. Vyenkata, whaaat about urs ?
Venkat - it's 104% (smiling face)
Money - Purooohit, urs ?
Purohit - eeets 112 pershent money. I am waarking bhery hard. I love this work. And I yem guiding theze people. I hab a doubt how can vee uze ELM conthext to retrieve flat file data to papulate in array. I hab creyated ....
Money - (interrupting) we can discuss it offlineaaa. Hey, Yoges whaaat is ur utilizatn ? (shitty face)
Yogesh - Hey Money mine is 57.9 % .
Money - eeet yis veeerry dangerousa. Do u know whaaat is organisation's standarda.
Yogesh - yes it should be more than or equal to 100%.
Money - Thyen why don't u realise it. Listen this is naaat at aaaal acceptabla. You will come this Saturday to office. Yu r in dyanger situationa. See this peopleaaa how they are working. You are coming this Saturday thts finalaaaa.
Yogesh - I won't come. (laughing at the other end)
Money - why ? You will be rated defaultaaa. Are you happy with that aaa.
Yogesh - will you rate me by default. Really ?
Money - yes ofcourseaaaaa.
Yogesh - I m happy then !!! Bye.
Dhasu - (American accent) Mr. Yogesh, do you have any idhea. The prhoject comphletion status is only 20 % and we have alreadhy claimed 678 hours. How are we going to achieve the task. (Dick face, fuck face) !!!
Yogesh - Sorry, No Idea !!! Bye.
Money - Debby, ur utilisation ?
Debby - it's 94%
Money - Good try 2 make it above 100 percentaa. Vyenkata, whaaat about urs ?
Venkat - it's 104% (smiling face)
Money - Purooohit, urs ?
Purohit - eeets 112 pershent money. I am waarking bhery hard. I love this work. And I yem guiding theze people. I hab a doubt how can vee uze ELM conthext to retrieve flat file data to papulate in array. I hab creyated ....
Money - (interrupting) we can discuss it offlineaaa. Hey, Yoges whaaat is ur utilizatn ? (shitty face)
Yogesh - Hey Money mine is 57.9 % .
Money - eeet yis veeerry dangerousa. Do u know whaaat is organisation's standarda.
Yogesh - yes it should be more than or equal to 100%.
Money - Thyen why don't u realise it. Listen this is naaat at aaaal acceptabla. You will come this Saturday to office. Yu r in dyanger situationa. See this peopleaaa how they are working. You are coming this Saturday thts finalaaaa.
Yogesh - I won't come. (laughing at the other end)
Money - why ? You will be rated defaultaaa. Are you happy with that aaa.
Yogesh - will you rate me by default. Really ?
Money - yes ofcourseaaaaa.
Yogesh - I m happy then !!! Bye.
Dhasu - (American accent) Mr. Yogesh, do you have any idhea. The prhoject comphletion status is only 20 % and we have alreadhy claimed 678 hours. How are we going to achieve the task. (Dick face, fuck face) !!!
Yogesh - Sorry, No Idea !!! Bye.
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