Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Well said Mr. Spongebob Squarepants :)

Quite a while I m searching for Spongebob Quotes which indeed is a Great Saying !!! Have a look at it below.

Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? - Patrick

Lets get naked! - Patrick

I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter! - Spongebob Squarepants

Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward

Rectangles! - Patrick

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! - Spongebob Squarepants

Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants

This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color. - Squidward

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

My ice cream! It's alive! - Patrick

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants


Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon? - Spongebob Squarepants

Moss always points to civilization. - Spongebob Squarepants

We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick

Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward

You can't fool me. I listen to public radio! - Squidward

Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel! - Spongebob Squarepants

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants

I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants

You tell 'em, SpongeBob! - Patrick

I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. - Spongebob Squarepants

Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

Some Hindi quotes :-D u'll laugh like hell.

Kaid hua bandar rassi ke andar - Spongebob

Khoda chuha nikala pahad - li'l moonlit rider

Aaj jal pari jayanti hai - Spongebob

Shaitan ka naam lo aur Spongebob hajir -Spongebob

Bulbule ka order lo nahito bulbule ki tarah phod dunga - Spongebob

If u think u can, u can. If u think u can't, u r right !!! 

Ok enough. The girl sitting beside me in bus thinks she is quite attracting me. But I can just say go to hell I m busy on my iPhone :-D 

It's all in bits & bytes !!!

This days I am messaging more frequently than I ever used to do. It's always been a pesky job for me. But nowadays its a crux of communication. It plays important part of our daily routine. Having said that, I believe it's a zero feeling task. 

Msg "hi how are you" will be saved as 
01001000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
into your mobile device. And furthermore as
48 69 20 68 6f 77 20 61 72 65 20 79 6f 75
into your computer. Those who are engineers must be aware of what I am talkin about rest can take some free time from their busy schedule and google for binary and hexadecimal values only if they are interested. 

I am just focusing on the part "feelings are replaced with bits and bytes". Sad but true. We are so much of addicted to bits nowadays that even to inquire "hey are u still alive" we send 0's & 1's and expect answers in the same manner. The 7 bit in India and 16 bit encoding scheme in non Latin countries has done it all. I don't see any care and kindness in this numbers. Even if I have been questioned "do u care for me" I wud send some 0's & 1's and the other one will accept anyhow coz the device doesn't understand the word care. It just interpret it as 
01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101. 
Now what the hell is this. Adding flavour to it, service providers have schemes of sending thousands of msgs for free everyday. It means approximately 16000 characters i.e. 7000 bytes i.e. 7168000 bits of feelings are free everyday. Whoopy here the story starts of long conversations. Sometimes conv turns into quarrel, sometimes into relatnshp, sometimes frndshp, sometimes marriage also. I can just keep my temper cool coz the new stage has been set and I need to answer coz calling wud make them to spend extra bucks. 

You msgin skunks don't u realise it's hurting someone who don't have free msgs and some1 needs to type from their Samsung c170 mobile which is lyk pressing stones. 
I don't want to talk much on this coz i'v already consumed 1000 msg memory in this blog. Hope the point that I want to put 4ward is somewhat clear. Love generously and care deeply. Picking up the phone and calling may luz ur pockets but it will make the moment happen. Or the best way is to meet. Dont let them go who came to meet you coz they care more than bits and bytes !!!

Stay ugly, stay genuine ;)